I am a Person
I have a Robot
My Robot is a destroyer of Socks
I wish to own a English Bulldog
I would name my Bulldog Humperdink
I work on the Geek Squad
When I say work I mean own
When I say own I mean run
I live with my Girlfriend
I live also live with another person
The other person is Chard
We love The Matador
When I say we I mean Chard and me